Object Avatars

The Inanimate Collective is unable to affect the world around them, and therefore require humans to do their work for them. Although they possess no real power, the Collective's ability to sense one another and recognize individual humans allow them to confer impressive titles on their servants. In addition, they adopt an obsequious nature to their charges, holding them up as the ones in charge. These Object Avatars are usually addressed in conjunction to the inanimate object they serve. You may therefore meet, the Lord of Windows, or the Queen of Pencils.