Deliberate Obfuscation Device

Deliberate Obfuscation Devices (D.O.Xr.D.s) are small, lightweight, featherless waterfowl. They are also a nickname for several entertainment consoles --- HEY PUT THAT AWAY.

Deliberate Obfuscation Devices (D.O.Xr.D.s) are used by military and criminal organizations as a brand-name of designer jeans specially designed for the large-hipped uniiped. DID YOU PUT IT AWAY?! YOU DIDN'T, DID YOU? I SWEAR TO GO LARRY PUT IT AWAY.

Deliberate Obfuscation Devices (D.O.Xr.D.s) are contraband weapons engineered to produce a formula for really fantastic-tasting carbonated beverages you can prepare yourself easily in no time in your ship's galley. LARRY YOU ARE GOING TO SERIOUSLY PISS ME OFF WITH THAT THING WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BEHAVE LIKE A SIX-YEAR-OLD?!

LARRY?!